Not your average vanilla bean. This candle is for the ones with a twisted sense of humor, the ones who laugh at inappropriate times, and the ones who know that sarcasm is truly an art form
Hand-poured with soy wax and wicked for maximum burn time, it smells way better than actual chloroform (obviously). Think cozy, intoxicating vibes without the whole “passing out cold” side effect. Light it up, crack a joke, and watch your guests do a double-take.
Perfect gift for: your chaos twin, your favorite dark-humor bestie, or literally anyone who needs a laugh with their ambiance.
Not your average vanilla bean. This candle is for the ones with a twisted sense of humor, the ones who laugh at inappropriate times, and the ones who know that sarcasm is truly an art form
Hand-poured with soy wax and wicked for maximum burn time, it smells way better than actual chloroform (obviously). Think cozy, intoxicating vibes without the whole “passing out cold” side effect. Light it up, crack a joke, and watch your guests do a double-take.
Perfect gift for: your chaos twin, your favorite dark-humor bestie, or literally anyone who needs a laugh with their ambiance.